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  1.  # 1291
    grabarkewitz:

    Neither have we. Downtown, they are having some problems, everything from the freeway to the river is blacked out.

    We have been having torrential rain with the sun out. Beautiful rainbows.

    Life beings on Opening Day
  2.  # 1292
    PhillieBlue:

    We have been having torrential rain with the sun out. Beautiful rainbows.

    I have forgotten, what does the sun look like?

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
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      CommentAuthorbigblaster
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2010
     # 1293
    grabarkewitz:

    I have forgotten, what does the sun look like?

    Big yellow ball in sky. Great God "Wotdafockl." Brings warmth, light and large breasted women laying on beach. We have made "Wotdafockl" angry with our weak off-season moves. Must make sacrifice to "Wotdafockl." Suggest Hotlips.

    The Easternmost in Quality...the Westernmost in Flavor!!
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      CommentAuthorgrabarkewitz
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2010 edited
     # 1294
    bigblaster:

    Big yellow ball in sky. Great God "Wotdafockl." Brings warmth, light and large breasted women laying on beach. We have made "Wotdafockl" angry with our weak off-season moves. Must make sacrifice to "Wotdafockl." Suggest Hotlips.

    It may take the whole McCourt clan to get Wotdafock to return. I think I remember the warmth, but this tale of large breasted women on a mythical beach is just a tease, isn't it? No large breasted women around here and Herself tells me to put those crazy ideas out of my head.

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
  5.  # 1295
    bigblaster:

    Big yellow ball in sky. Great God "Wotdafockl." Brings warmth, light and large breasted women laying on beach. We have made "Wotdafockl" angry with our weak off-season moves. Must make sacrifice to "Wotdafockl." Suggest Hotlips.

    I don't think the Great God Wotdafockl would be pleased with that sacrifice. He is, of course, partial to those large breasted women on the beach. I'm afraid we'll have to do better. We can still sacrifice Hotlips, we just shouldn't invoke any of the god's names when we do it. The consequences could be huge.

    "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too."
  6.  # 1296
    Babe Herman:

    I don't think the Great God Wotdafockl would be pleased with that sacrifice. He is, of course, partial to those large breasted women on the beach. I'm afraid we'll have to do better. We can still sacrifice Hotlips, we just shouldn't invoke any of the god's names when we do it. The consequences could be huge.

    Then I suggest a virgin. Methinks that Wotdafock would appreciate the sacrifice of Jailbait. I kind of think that the sacrifice of Hotlips might curry us favor though. She is pure evil and there is the fun quotient of torching her.

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
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      CommentAuthorbigblaster
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2010
     # 1297
    grabarkewitz:

    Then I suggest a virgin. Methinks that Wotdafock would appreciate the sacrifice of Jailbait. I kind of think that the sacrifice of Hotlips might curry us favor though. She is pure evil and there is the fun quotient of torching her.

    The chances of finding a virgin in the greater LA Basin are practically nil. And, if you really don't want to piss off Wodafockl, y'all better spell his name right.

    The Easternmost in Quality...the Westernmost in Flavor!!
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      CommentAuthorgrabarkewitz
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2010 edited
     # 1298
    bigblaster:

    The chances of finding a virgin in the greater LA Basin are practically nil. And, if you really don't want to piss off Wodafockl, y'all better spell his name right.

    My bad, I thought the "L" at the end was an exclamation point. I beseech Wotdafockl to have mercy on me. I will be good.

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
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      CommentAuthorbigblaster
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2010
     # 1299
    grabarkewitz:

    My bad, I thought the "L" at the end was an exclamation point. I beseech Wotdafockl to have mercy on me. I will be good.

    Why start now?

    The Easternmost in Quality...the Westernmost in Flavor!!
  10.  # 1300
    bigblaster:

    Why start now?

    I am getting to that age where it behooves me to try to be less evil.

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
  11.  # 1301

    Hi everyone, Saludos from Lima, Peru. I've been here a week now teaching a class. Busiest week of my life I think. I just came up for air and its over. I'm flying back to San Francisco tomorrow. I wish I had more time here. I've been at the JW Marriott and the accomodations have been fantastic. Gotta go, co-wroker just showed up wanting to use my laptop to call his wife on skype.

    Skype is absolutely fantastic. Take care guys. Thanks for the BBWC updates.

  12.  # 1302

    Safe trip back, Vicente! You missed all the horrible weather here in Cali.

    Life beings on Opening Day
  13.  # 1303

    Woke up this morning and the skies were still grey. But, for a few minutes around 10am the sun came out. I made an offering to Wotdafockl and he/she was pleased....but only for a few minutes. Skies are clouding up again. I gotta find a virgin to sacrifice...

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
  14.  # 1304
    grabarkewitz:

    Woke up this morning and the skies were still grey. But, for a few minutes around 10am the sun came out. I made an offering to Wotdafockl and he/she was pleased....but only for a few minutes. Skies are clouding up again. I gotta find a virgin to sacrifice...

    Evidently our offering to the deity Wotdafockle was more agreeable. It's beautiful outside, though chilly, and the snow capped mountains above us are breathtaking.

    "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too."
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      CommentAuthorSaxgod
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2010
     # 1305

    WTH!!! Whats this big yellowish ball in the sky? and wait whats this?!?!? a BLUE sky?!?!? its not brown!!! OMG whats happening....

  16.  # 1306
    Babe Herman:

    Evidently our offering to the deity Wotdafockle was more agreeable. It's beautiful outside, though chilly, and the snow capped mountains above us are breathtaking.

    Where did you guys find a virgin? The sky here is grey, it is cold and the wind is beginning to pick up. Herself actually put a sweater on. I alerted the media.

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
  17.  # 1307
    grabarkewitz:

    Where did you guys find a virgin? The sky here is grey, it is cold and the wind is beginning to pick up. Herself actually put a sweater on. I alerted the media.

    Had to import her from Nebraska.

    "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too."
  18.  # 1308

    We just had a tornado warning about two hours ago. We could see the funnel clouds to the east of us but then it broke up after we got ping pong ball sized hail and a deluge of sideways rain. This crap has to end sometime. More nasty clouds forming on the horizon and me without a basement. Babe, can you give me that address in Nebraska for sacrificial virgins, we might need a gross out here. Wotdafockl is really ticked at us. I am ready to blame Arnuld for this spate of Midwestern weather.

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
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      CommentAuthorbigblaster
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2010
     # 1309
    grabarkewitz:

    Babe, can you give me that address in Nebraska for sacrificial virgins, we might need a gross out here.

    I believe it's "hymensofiron.com".

    The Easternmost in Quality...the Westernmost in Flavor!!
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      CommentAuthorarbfuldodger
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2010 edited
     # 1310

    Brad Penny must have made a deal with Wotdafockl or the Devil himself ...first its Alyssa Milano then Eliza Dushku and now Karina Smirnoff. I'm surprised he didn't sign for the league minimum w/ the Angels just to stay close to Hollywood.

    The story ends with me putting him in the wall!
  21.  # 1311
    bigblaster:

    I believe it's "hymensofiron.com".

    hymensofiron.com? H'OK. Wonder if they will give me a bulk rate price? The weather here is getting worse. Started raining again at 5pm.

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
  22.  # 1312
    arbfuldodger:

    Brad Penny must have made a deal with Wotdafockl or the Devil himself ...first its Alyssa Milano then Eliza Dushku and now Karina Smirnoff. I'm surprised he didn't sign for the league minimum w/ the Angels just to stay close to Hollywood.

    Good lord, Penny must be packing a freakin' soda can down there.

  23.  # 1313
    KevinElsterWasFAT:

    Good lord, Penny must be packing a freakin' soda can down there.

    Ahhhhhh gross.

  24.  # 1314
    WickedCurves:

    Ahhhhhh gross.

    What are you doing up at 3am, young lady?

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
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      CommentAuthorSamAdams
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2010
     # 1315
    KevinElsterWasFAT:

    Good lord, Penny must be packing a freakin' soda can down there.

    Was that a wrinkle in her bikini or a legitimate camel toe?

  26.  # 1316
    SamAdams:

    Was that a wrinkle in her bikini or a legitimate camel toe?

    Ewwww.......

    Life beings on Opening Day
  27.  # 1317

    Down goes Peyton, down goes Peyton.... Even if the Jets lose, this has been a fun first quarter. J.E.T.S JETS, JETS JETS!

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
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      CommentAuthorgrabarkewitz
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2010 edited
     # 1318

    SANCHEZ TO EDWARDS! 80 YARDS! J.E.T.S, JETS, JETS, JETS!

    I'll play the radio on Southern stations because Southern Belles are Hell at night...
  29.  # 1319
    grabarkewitz:

    SANCHEZ TO EDWARDS! 80 YARDS! J.E.T.S, JETS, JETS, JETS!

    Wow! What a play. My Saints play later on today and I have to admit that I'm nervous as hell.

    You like the Jets or just want the Colts to lose?

  30.  # 1320
    grabarkewitz:

    What are you doing up at 3am, young lady?

    I was just getting settled back in to Syracuse after spending a few days in NYC. :)

    I can't remember, did I say that I got an internship at SPIN magazine? I'm sorry if I already did, gosh, I can't even remember what day it is half the time. But I have to commute to NYC every single week, Wednesday-Saturday, which is pretty insane. And exhausting! Ahh but I can't complain. Aside from the travel, I have the easiest semester in the history of grad school: Literature of Criticism, my internship, and Wine Appreciation.

    Really.

    Classes on M/T, Wednesday is a travel day, and internship on TH/F. Pretty good, if you ask me!

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