The Caption Thread - Part II
  • MatthewMatthew August 2007
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

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  • Aarlan August 2007
    Registered Sex Offender!!
  • SamAdamsSamAdams August 2007
    I've got a king size bed at the motel, girls.
  • ocmike24ocmike24 August 2007
    Why don't y'all come down to Jiffy Lube for a free oil change.
  • ThrowdeuceThrowdeuce August 2007
    Look Ma I can spell Tigres.
  • shmolnickshmolnick August 2007
    I got a load in my pants you would NOT believe!
  • Jeff726 August 2007
    .....and they can't get me any Immodium to fix the problem!
  • bigblasterbigblaster August 2007
    Wonder how soon they figure out I'm not on this team?
  • ----- August 2007
    Can any of your girls hit a baseball? We need a clean-up hitter.
  • Babe Herman August 2007
    [quote]
    ceyheyjay:
    Can any of your girls hit a baseball? We need a clean-up hitter.
    He's not wearing a Dodger uniform.
  • MatthewMatthew August 2007
    New photo:

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  • shmolnickshmolnick August 2007
    So it's a deal, right Tommy? My wife for one night in exchange for your lasagna recipe.
  • Aarlan August 2007
    You look Italian, would you like to come over and share a noodle...like MINE!
  • ----- August 2007
    Tommy get out of the way! Nobody can see meeeeeee! How will they know that I'm the one who got him to sign this contract that turned the franchise around???!!!! Kevin who?
  • minndodger August 2007
    JD Drew has to have his wife shake hands for him since this was on a Tuesday and he needed the rest.
  • ----- August 2007
    Minn wins that one. No way to top that, Matt you better get us a new picture.:clap:
  • Aarlan August 2007
    [quote]
    ceyheyjay:
    Minn wins that one. No way to top that, Matt you better get us a new picture.:clap:
    I don't see it Junior. Minn is just like our Vikes..losers.
    I won hands down and I sure that Minn throws his vote my way. :thumbup:
  • MatthewMatthew August 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    New photo:

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    Ms. Drew: No, Tommy, I can vouch for the fact better than anyone that J.D. doesn't hit them through the hole.
  • minndodger August 2007
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    ceyheyjay:
    Minn wins that one. No way to top that, Matt you better get us a new picture.:clap:
    I don't see it Junior. Minn is just like our Vikes..losers.
    I won hands down and I sure that Minn throws his vote my way. :thumbup:

    Up here in Minny-sota, Vikings fans are already saying wait till next year and it is not even the end of training camp. Aarlan gets my vote, I am just not telling what I am voting for. :bigsmile:
  • TBoneShelby August 2007
    [quote]
    minndodger:
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    ceyheyjay:
    Minn wins that one. No way to top that, Matt you better get us a new picture.:clap:
    I don't see it Junior. Minn is just like our Vikes..losers.
    I won hands down and I sure that Minn throws his vote my way. :thumbup:

    Up here in Minny-sota, Vikings fans are already saying wait till next year and it is not even the end of training camp. Aarlan gets my vote, I am just not telling what I am voting for. :bigsmile:

    As a Viking fan is san diego, I would prefer to not know that. :cry::cry:
  • TBoneShelby August 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.
  • MatthewMatthew August 2007
    [quote]
    TBoneShelby:
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.

    It's Grady Little!
  • Aarlan August 2007
    [quote]
    minndodger:
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    ceyheyjay:
    Minn wins that one. No way to top that, Matt you better get us a new picture.:clap:
    I don't see it Junior. Minn is just like our Vikes..losers.
    I won hands down and I sure that Minn throws his vote my way. :thumbup:

    Up here in Minny-sota, Vikings fans are already saying wait till next year and it is not even the end of training camp. Aarlan gets my vote, I am just not telling what I am voting for. :bigsmile:
    OUCH!!!! I hope it has something to do with nice guy...but I doubt it.
    Minn, will I live to see a SB Championship for the Purple?
  • Aarlan August 2007
    [quote]
    TBoneShelby:
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.
    "T-Man", that was not nice. Using the redneck word I mean. You know who's feelings your are going to hurt don't you? Why :tooth:, that's who.
    :thumbup: Now I am one up Junior.
  • TBoneShelby August 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    [quote]
    TBoneShelby:
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.

    It's Grady Little!

    Oh my Lord. What's up with his teeth??? That is amazing.
  • TBoneShelby August 2007
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    TBoneShelby:
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.
    "T-Man", that was not nice. Using the redneck word I mean. You know who's feelings your are going to hurt don't you? Why :tooth:, that's who.
    :thumbup: Now I am one up Junior.

    I'm just saying, when the cheerleaders look like Jerry Springer regulars you have problems. But hey, I'm no redneck hater, I just spent the past weekend fishing, drinking Bud Light, listening to some good Country music and living in a tent. Plus now that I know that's Little (still don't know what's up with his teeth), the pic makes a little (no pun intended) more sense.
  • Aarlan August 2007
    [quote]
    TBoneShelby:
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    TBoneShelby:
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.
    "T-Man", that was not nice. Using the redneck word I mean. You know who's feelings your are going to hurt don't you? Why :tooth:, that's who.
    :thumbup: Now I am one up Junior.

    I'm just saying, when the cheerleaders look like Jerry Springer regulars you have problems. But hey, I'm no redneck hater, I just spent the past weekend fishing, drinking Bud Light, listening to some good Country music and living in a tent. Plus now that I know that's Little (still don't know what's up with his teeth), the pic makes a little (no pun intended) more sense.
    Damn, I thought I was red, but you make me and Mr. Sample's look like Bill Gates.
  • TBoneShelby August 2007
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    TBoneShelby:
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    TBoneShelby:
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.
    "T-Man", that was not nice. Using the redneck word I mean. You know who's feelings your are going to hurt don't you? Why :tooth:, that's who.
    :thumbup: Now I am one up Junior.

    I'm just saying, when the cheerleaders look like Jerry Springer regulars you have problems. But hey, I'm no redneck hater, I just spent the past weekend fishing, drinking Bud Light, listening to some good Country music and living in a tent. Plus now that I know that's Little (still don't know what's up with his teeth), the pic makes a little (no pun intended) more sense.
    Damn, I thought I was red, but you make me and Mr. Sample's look like Bill Gates.

    Hahaha. I just might.
  • minndodger August 2007
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    minndodger:
    [quote]
    Aarlan:
    [quote]
    ceyheyjay:
    Minn wins that one. No way to top that, Matt you better get us a new picture.:clap:
    I don't see it Junior. Minn is just like our Vikes..losers.
    I won hands down and I sure that Minn throws his vote my way. :thumbup:

    Up here in Minny-sota, Vikings fans are already saying wait till next year and it is not even the end of training camp. Aarlan gets my vote, I am just not telling what I am voting for. :bigsmile:
    OUCH!!!! I hope it has something to do with nice guy...but I doubt it.
    Minn, will I live to see a SB Championship for the Purple?

    The good news with the Vikings is that Ziggy is a good owner, stays out of the spotlight and let's football people make football decisions. This year is going to be a little rough as Jackson gets on the job training at QB. The reports out of camp on Peterson have been very good.
  • minndodger August 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    Graddy chooses to go with these four women because of their veteran presence and leadership not to mention Heidi (third from left) has a consecutive cheerleading streak going and keeps Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Carmen Electra, and Beyonce on the bench.
  • ----- August 2007
    [quote]
    minndodger:
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    Graddy chooses to go with these four women because of their veteran presence and leadership not to mention Heidi (third from left) has a consecutive cheerleading streak going and keeps Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Carmen Electra, and Beyonce on the bench.

    So, you weren't satisfied with winning? Now you are going after Shmol for funniest fart in all the land. You're gonna have to go a good ways to win that title, but good luck. You're certainly off to quite a start.
  • minndodger August 2007
    [quote]
    minndodger:
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

    image

    Graddy chooses to go with these four women because of their veteran presence and leadership not to mention Heidi (third from left) has a consecutive cheerleading streak going and keeps Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Carmen Electra, and Beyonce on the bench.

    How about...

    "You know ladies I like to "hit and run"" or

    "Who has a better chance of scoring the Dodger's offense or me?" or

    "With all those balloons you have more pop that Pierre." or

    "Girls, let me talk to you about taking one for the team."
  • Aarlan August 2007
    "Girls, let me talk to you about taking one for the team?"
    Ok that did it....Schmolnick is history. :jumping:
  • TBoneShelby August 2007
    "Just another second, I know you're late for your shift at Sizzler"
  • Jeff726 August 2007
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  • EvilEuro August 2007
    Slightly different sport, but definitely a good before and after set of Fat Frank and Jose after the Community Shield match last week.

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  • ----- August 2007
    [quote]
    Jeff726:
    image

    What do you mean I wasn't traded?
  • SamAdamsSamAdams August 2007
    [quote]
    Jeff726:
    image
    That damned All You Can Eat Pavilion just about killed me. Aaaaaaaaaah! that helped!
  • MatthewMatthew October 2007
    A-Rod and Jim Wolf. Have fun...

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  • grabarkewitzgrabarkewitz October 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    A-Rod and Jim Wolf. Have fun...

    image

    Get a room, kids!
  • MatthewMatthew October 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    A-Rod and Jim Wolf. Have fun...

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    "New York Yankees third baseman, Alex Rodriguez, spending time with his favorite Wang."
  • BluePastorKyleBluePastorKyle October 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    A-Rod and Jim Wolf. Have fun...

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    Hey, Alex, my brother wants to play again in LA on the cheap. Is there anything I can do to get you to join him?
  • Jeff726 October 2007
    "Seriously, you're supposed to call foul balls, not have balls so foul that I need to spray this stuff on ya!"
  • oml1200oml1200 October 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    A-Rod and Jim Wolf. Have fun...

    image

    "OK, so this is how I'm going to have to do it when I play with your bother in L.A. next year?"
  • ThrowdeuceThrowdeuce October 2007
    [quote]
    Matthew:
    A-Rod and Jim Wolf. Have fun...

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    A-Rod using the new silicon condom spray on umpire Jim Wolf.....
  • minndodger October 2007
    The Doctor said this should help with the swelling.
  • minndodger October 2007
    Thus earning him the new nick name Spray-Rod.
  • minndodger October 2007
    "Not feeling so fresh, I can help."
  • minndodger October 2007
    In an unusual marketing play Summer's Eve Feminine Hygiene Products hire A-Rod as the spokesperson. Thus proving that a Boras client will indeed do anything for a paycheck.
  • Jeff726 October 2007
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    "What can I say, I really can please Grady."
  • SamAdamsSamAdams October 2007
    [quote]
    Jeff726:
    image

    "What can I say, I really can please Grady."
    Repeated daily from April 1 to June 10, 2007.
    "It's not my fault that I am wearing a first baseman's mitt while James Loney is rotting in AAA. I'm not the GM or field manager."

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