The Caption Thread - Part II

Registered Sex Offender!!

Why don't y'all come down to Jiffy Lube for a free oil change.

I got a load in my pants you would NOT believe!

Wonder how soon they figure out I'm not on this team?

ceyheyjay:

Can any of your girls hit a baseball? We need a clean-up hitter.

He's not wearing a Dodger uniform.

So it's a deal, right Tommy? My wife for one night in exchange for your lasagna recipe.

Tommy get out of the way! Nobody can see meeeeeee! How will they know that I'm the one who got him to sign this contract that turned the franchise around???!!!! Kevin who?

Minn wins that one. No way to top that, Matt you better get us a new picture.

Matthew:

New photo:

Ms. Drew: No, Tommy, I can vouch for the fact better than anyone that J.D. doesn't hit them through the hole.

minndodger:

Aarlan:

ceyheyjay:

Minn wins that one. No way to top that, Matt you better get us a new picture.

I don't see it Junior. Minn is just like our Vikes..losers.
I won hands down and I sure that Minn throws his vote my way.

Up here in Minny-sota, Vikings fans are already saying wait till next year and it is not even the end of training camp. Aarlan gets my vote, I am just not telling what I am voting for.

As a Viking fan is san diego, I would prefer to not know that.

TBoneShelby:

Matthew:

I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.

It's Grady Little!

TBoneShelby:

Matthew:

I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.

"T-Man", that was not nice. Using the redneck word I mean. You know who's feelings your are going to hurt don't you? Why , that's who.
Now I am one up Junior.

Aarlan:

TBoneShelby:

Matthew:

I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.

"T-Man", that was not nice. Using the redneck word I mean. You know who's feelings your are going to hurt don't you? Why , that's who.
Now I am one up Junior.

I'm just saying, when the cheerleaders look like Jerry Springer regulars you have problems. But hey, I'm no redneck hater, I just spent the past weekend fishing, drinking Bud Light, listening to some good Country music and living in a tent. Plus now that I know that's Little (still don't know what's up with his teeth), the pic makes a little (no pun intended) more sense.

Aarlan:

TBoneShelby:

Aarlan:

TBoneShelby:

Matthew:

I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

I have no clue who that is, or what redneck town that team plays in, but thank you for that wonderful picture. Freaking hilarious!!!! I vote no caption.

"T-Man", that was not nice. Using the redneck word I mean. You know who's feelings your are going to hurt don't you? Why , that's who.
Now I am one up Junior.

I'm just saying, when the cheerleaders look like Jerry Springer regulars you have problems. But hey, I'm no redneck hater, I just spent the past weekend fishing, drinking Bud Light, listening to some good Country music and living in a tent. Plus now that I know that's Little (still don't know what's up with his teeth), the pic makes a little (no pun intended) more sense.

Damn, I thought I was red, but you make me and Mr. Sample's look like Bill Gates.

Hahaha. I just might.

Matthew:

I have been wanting to bring this thread back, but kept forgetting. Then tonight, I was reminded and then thought "why the hell not?" Anyways, you know the game: I'll post a photo - be it a sports star or even non-sports stars - and you try to come up with a caption for it. Let us begin with everyone's favorite manager...

Graddy chooses to go with these four women because of their veteran presence and leadership not to mention Heidi (third from left) has a consecutive cheerleading streak going and keeps Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Carmen Electra, and Beyonce on the bench.