This top post is intended to be used as a quick-finder for nicknames used on the BBWC.
All nicks are listed in alphabetical order, with the player’s name following. Happy hunting.
Nickname count (and rising): 83
*: Barry Bonds
.167: Andruw Jones
2DP (for 2 draft pix): Julio Lugo
Adrian Beltre: Chocolate Bunny (looks like the Easter chocolate bunny mold)
AGod: Andre Ethier
Auld Board: the Dodger website board that we seceded from
AWOL: Ronald Belasario
Babu: Ned Colletti
Big Sexy: Olmedo Saenz
Billz: Chad Billingsley
Bison: Matt Kemp
BoSPiN (for constantly spinning everything Bahstahn and east cost): ESPN
Bowler: Ronald Belasario
Crackhead: Julio Lugo
Crazy Legs: James Loney
DEEEE6: Dee Gordon
Dodger Boy: Kevin Malone
Dre: Andre Ethier
DRob: Dave Roberts
Eddie Munster: Jamey Carrol
Eggplant: Jonathan Broxton
EJax: Edwin Jackson
Erin's Brother: Blake Hawksworth
Fat Rod: Rod Barajas
FedEx: Federowicz
Flanders: Colletti
Flash 2.0: Dee Gordon
Flipper Arm: David Eckstein
Frying Pan: Jose Hernandez
Gascan: Gio Gonzalez
Geoffrey: James Loney
Gibberish Jim: Jim Tracy
Gimli: Aaron Miles
gints: Figure it out. They shall go unnamed.
Girlier: Matt Guerrier
gnats: Figure it out. They shall go unnamed.
Grabasski: Jason Grabowski
Griddle: Grady Little
Hamburglar: Vicente Padilla
Harbinger: Angel Berroa
hated ones : Figure it out. They shall go unnamed.
Hero or Hiro: Hiroki Kuroda
Hindy or Hindenberg: Andruw Jones
Hot Lips: Jamie McCourt (MASH character reference)
Jimmy Ballgame: James Loney
JLo: James Loney
Judy: Jon Garland
Kissyface or KF: MLB Trade Rumors
Lasagna the Hut: Tommy Lasorda
Leon: Matt Kemp (cocky character in a beer commercial)
Littlebrain: Grady Little
Lurch: Mark Hendrickson
McAsshat (or Mc-anything obscene): Frank McCourt
Meep: Dee Gordon (road runner)
Midjit or Midget or Midiot: Ken Rosenthal
Miss Daisy: Jamie McCourt (reference to her banging her driver)
Nancy: JD Drew
NF: any new owner who is "Not Frank"
Opie: Clayton Kershaw
Panda: Delwyn Young
Parra-cite: Gerardo Parra
Pierzasshat: AJ Pierzinski
Pigpen: Dave Roberts
Pinball: Jason Repko
Pink Shirt: Dan Evans
Plasshat: Bill Plashke
Pornstache: Jeff Kent
Pubic Toupee: Merkin Valdez
Rusty: Hiroki Kuroda
Sheriff: Kevin Malone
Slappy: Juan Pierre
SoD (Spectre of Doom): Gary Sheffield
SOS (Son of Satan): Scott Boras
Stinky: Tim Lincecum
Stoner II: Joe Beimel
Stoner: Jeff Weaver
Sunshine: Clayton Kershaw (resembles the "Remember the Titans" QB actor)
The Beard: Casey Blake
The Brand (Jamie’s delusional idea the McCourts were the brand name, and she was the “face of the Dodgers”)
The Devil, Satan: Scott Boras
The Goon: Eric Gange
Thirsty: Casey Blake
Tootblan (Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop): Ryan Theriot
Toupee: Ned Colletti
TT (Thunder Thighs): Chad Billingsley
Turtle: Russell Martin (resembles the Entourage character)
Urine: Juan Uribe
2DP (for 2 draft pix): Julio Lugo
Hindy or Hindenberg: Andruw Jones
BoSPiN (for constantly spinning everything Bahstahn and east cost): ESPN
It seems like there were a bunch for Derek Lowe, how soon we forget !
Don't forget
Flash 2.0: Dee Gordon
DEEEE6: Dee Gordon
Bowler: Ronald Belasario
I've also heard Colletti called "Flanders"
There are many that I've just come to know, but still don't know the reason behind it (Kuroda = Rusty?). Brief explanations would be great.
GenericFan said:I've also heard Colletti called "Flanders"
There are many that I've just come to know, but still don't know the reason behind it (Kuroda = Rusty?). Brief explanations would be great.
Vinsandlosses said:Tyrion Lannister: Aaron Miles
Gimli: Aaron Miles
BluePastorKyle said:
Vinsandlosses said:Tyrion Lannister: Aaron Miles
Gimli: Aaron Miles
Tyrion Lannister? Really? I never heard that one. How'd that come about?
BluePastorKyle said:
GenericFan said:I've also heard Colletti called "Flanders"
There are many that I've just come to know, but still don't know the reason behind it (Kuroda = Rusty?). Brief explanations would be great.
Good idea. However, I don't know the Rusty connection, either. Little help Torg?
Another BBWC history lesson seems in order for those newer to our world. My take anyway.
Back in the day, before 'lectricity it seems, many here posted on the Auld Board linked to the Dodgers website - when the Dodgers were owned by Fox. Things went OK and there was one thread called the Big Blue Thread that evolved into a misc topic thread and got to be huge in size. However, by the 2002-2005 time frame MLB started to exercise more control over what had been individual team websites and message boards, and what had been minor or relatively light-handed moderation became ever more stiffling. As things de-volved we long-time posters began to expand the use of nicknames, abbreviations, acronyms, etc to try get around the ever more ham-handed moderation. Things went over the edge when MLB took over all the team sites and moderation got to where your posts didn't make it long unless they were vanilla rah-rah pablum. One didn't speak ill of a club, team owners and execs, Our Bud, etc.
torgy ("grabarkewitz") got banned on like a weekly basis, coming back with a new nick and then getting punted again. I don't recall him going that overboard at any time. Somehow I managed to skate just inside that line that couldn't be crossed - no matter how blatant I got. I opened a private dialogue with the moderators but couldn't get them to moderate their moderation. One poster, "STFU" got punted just because of his nick. Lots of maroons posted away with assinine stuff and the quality of discussion went into the toilet.
And many of the long-time posters like myself went away. Unfortunately we couldn't find much better elsewhere on the web.
After a few weeks a poster named "zwilnik" looked a few of us up by e-mail and led the effort to create our own message board, with the first site starting on EZBoard (in 2005/2006?) We have since changed platforms 3-4 more times, the last few with "doctyper" doing his techie thing - picking up lots of new friends along the way. (Doc has changed handles a few times!)
This board has moderators, which most aren't aware of, which itself is a good thing - but mostly moderates itself. All that we ask for is "civil discourse" - meaning interesting talk and solid argument, not personal attacks and profanity in place of communication and passion.
I may drop and f-bomb or two when McCockroach as finally been squashed.
kennerbuggy said:I may drop and f-bomb or two when McCockroach as finally been squashed.
I can believe that I forgot the SoD !
or * !!
Must be a mental thing where I WANTED to forget them.
bigblaster said:
kennerbuggy said:I may drop and f-bomb or two when McCockroach as finally been squashed.
On that day, I'm fairly sure there will be a one-day free day to swear all we want.
bigblaster said:
BluePastorKyle said:
GenericFan said:I've also heard Colletti called "Flanders"
There are many that I've just come to know, but still don't know the reason behind it (Kuroda = Rusty?). Brief explanations would be great.
Good idea. However, I don't know the Rusty connection, either. Little help Torg?
Rusty was the Dodgers nick for Kuroda.
kennerbuggy said:Another BBWC history lesson seems in order for those newer to our world. My take anyway.
Back in the day, before 'lectricity it seems, many here posted on the Auld Board linked to the Dodgers website - when the Dodgers were owned by Fox. Things went OK and there was one thread called the Big Blue Thread that evolved into a misc topic thread and got to be huge in size. However, by the 2002-2005 time frame MLB started to exercise more control over what had been individual team websites and message boards, and what had been minor or relatively light-handed moderation became ever more stiffling. As things de-volved we long-time posters began to expand the use of nicknames, abbreviations, acronyms, etc to try get around the ever more ham-handed moderation. Things went over the edge when MLB took over all the team sites and moderation got to where your posts didn't make it long unless they were vanilla rah-rah pablum. One didn't speak ill of a club, team owners and execs, Our Bud, etc.
torgy ("grabarkewitz") got banned on like a weekly basis, coming back with a new nick and then getting punted again. I don't recall him going that overboard at any time. Somehow I managed to skate just inside that line that couldn't be crossed - no matter how blatant I got. I opened a private dialogue with the moderators but couldn't get them to moderate their moderation. One poster, "STFU" got punted just because of his nick. Lots of maroons posted away with assinine stuff and the quality of discussion went into the toilet.
And many of the long-time posters like myself went away. Unfortunately we couldn't find much better elsewhere on the web.
After a few weeks a poster named "zwilnik" looked a few of us up by e-mail and led the effort to create our own message board, with the first site starting on EZBoard (in 2005/2006?) We have since changed platforms 3-4 more times, the last few with "doctyper" doing his techie thing - picking up lots of new friends along the way. (Doc has changed handles a few times!)
This board has moderators, which most aren't aware of, which itself is a good thing - but mostly moderates itself. All that we ask for is "civil discourse" - meaning interesting talk and solid argument, not personal attacks and profanity in place of communication and passion.
I may drop and f-bomb or two when McCockroach as finally been squashed.
kennerbuggy said:Another BBWC history lesson seems in order for those newer to our world. My take anyway.
Back in the day, before 'lectricity it seems, many here posted on the Auld Board linked to the Dodgers website - when the Dodgers were owned by Fox. Things went OK and there was one thread called the Big Blue Thread that evolved into a misc topic thread and got to be huge in size. However, by the 2002-2005 time frame MLB started to exercise more control over what had been individual team websites and message boards, and what had been minor or relatively light-handed moderation became ever more stiffling. As things de-volved we long-time posters began to expand the use of nicknames, abbreviations, acronyms, etc to try get around the ever more ham-handed moderation. Things went over the edge when MLB took over all the team sites and moderation got to where your posts didn't make it long unless they were vanilla rah-rah pablum. One didn't speak ill of a club, team owners and execs, Our Bud, etc.
torgy ("grabarkewitz") got banned on like a weekly basis, coming back with a new nick and then getting punted again. I don't recall him going that overboard at any time. Somehow I managed to skate just inside that line that couldn't be crossed - no matter how blatant I got. I opened a private dialogue with the moderators but couldn't get them to moderate their moderation. One poster, "STFU" got punted just because of his nick. Lots of maroons posted away with assinine stuff and the quality of discussion went into the toilet.
And many of the long-time posters like myself went away. Unfortunately we couldn't find much better elsewhere on the web.
After a few weeks a poster named "zwilnik" looked a few of us up by e-mail and led the effort to create our own message board, with the first site starting on EZBoard (in 2005/2006?) We have since changed platforms 3-4 more times, the last few with "doctyper" doing his techie thing - picking up lots of new friends along the way. (Doc has changed handles a few times!)
This board has moderators, which most aren't aware of, which itself is a good thing - but mostly moderates itself. All that we ask for is "civil discourse" - meaning interesting talk and solid argument, not personal attacks and profanity in place of communication and passion.
I may drop and f-bomb or two when McCockroach as finally been squashed.
bob007hh said:Grabby I think the name was Ben Platt, not 100% sure on that though.
for a blast from the past how about
Euro or the European for Giovanni Carrara
Anyone remember any of the countless nicknames for Jason Romano
kennerbuggy said:Another BBWC history lesson seems in order for those newer to our world. My take anyway.
Back in the day, before 'lectricity it seems, many here posted on the Auld Board linked to the Dodgers website - when the Dodgers were owned by Fox. Things went OK and there was one thread called the Big Blue Thread that evolved into a misc topic thread and got to be huge in size. However, by the 2002-2005 time frame MLB started to exercise more control over what had been individual team websites and message boards, and what had been minor or relatively light-handed moderation became ever more stiffling. As things de-volved we long-time posters began to expand the use of nicknames, abbreviations, acronyms, etc to try get around the ever more ham-handed moderation. Things went over the edge when MLB took over all the team sites and moderation got to where your posts didn't make it long unless they were vanilla rah-rah pablum. One didn't speak ill of a club, team owners and execs, Our Bud, etc.
torgy ("grabarkewitz") got banned on like a weekly basis, coming back with a new nick and then getting punted again. I don't recall him going that overboard at any time. Somehow I managed to skate just inside that line that couldn't be crossed - no matter how blatant I got. I opened a private dialogue with the moderators but couldn't get them to moderate their moderation. One poster, "STFU" got punted just because of his nick. Lots of maroons posted away with assinine stuff and the quality of discussion went into the toilet.
And many of the long-time posters like myself went away. Unfortunately we couldn't find much better elsewhere on the web.
After a few weeks a poster named "zwilnik" looked a few of us up by e-mail and led the effort to create our own message board, with the first site starting on EZBoard (in 2005/2006?) We have since changed platforms 3-4 more times, the last few with "doctyper" doing his techie thing - picking up lots of new friends along the way. (Doc has changed handles a few times!)
This board has moderators, which most aren't aware of, which itself is a good thing - but mostly moderates itself. All that we ask for is "civil discourse" - meaning interesting talk and solid argument, not personal attacks and profanity in place of communication and passion.
I may drop and f-bomb or two when McCockroach as finally been squashed.
saeldway said:
kennerbuggy said:Another BBWC history lesson seems in order for those newer to our world. My take anyway.
Back in the day, before 'lectricity it seems, many here posted on the Auld Board linked to the Dodgers website - when the Dodgers were owned by Fox. Things went OK and there was one thread called the Big Blue Thread that evolved into a misc topic thread and got to be huge in size. However, by the 2002-2005 time frame MLB started to exercise more control over what had been individual team websites and message boards, and what had been minor or relatively light-handed moderation became ever more stiffling. As things de-volved we long-time posters began to expand the use of nicknames, abbreviations, acronyms, etc to try get around the ever more ham-handed moderation. Things went over the edge when MLB took over all the team sites and moderation got to where your posts didn't make it long unless they were vanilla rah-rah pablum. One didn't speak ill of a club, team owners and execs, Our Bud, etc.
torgy ("grabarkewitz") got banned on like a weekly basis, coming back with a new nick and then getting punted again. I don't recall him going that overboard at any time. Somehow I managed to skate just inside that line that couldn't be crossed - no matter how blatant I got. I opened a private dialogue with the moderators but couldn't get them to moderate their moderation. One poster, "STFU" got punted just because of his nick. Lots of maroons posted away with assinine stuff and the quality of discussion went into the toilet.
And many of the long-time posters like myself went away. Unfortunately we couldn't find much better elsewhere on the web.
After a few weeks a poster named "zwilnik" looked a few of us up by e-mail and led the effort to create our own message board, with the first site starting on EZBoard (in 2005/2006?) We have since changed platforms 3-4 more times, the last few with "doctyper" doing his techie thing - picking up lots of new friends along the way. (Doc has changed handles a few times!)
This board has moderators, which most aren't aware of, which itself is a good thing - but mostly moderates itself. All that we ask for is "civil discourse" - meaning interesting talk and solid argument, not personal attacks and profanity in place of communication and passion.
I may drop and f-bomb or two when McCockroach as finally been squashed.
That's about the way I member it. Nobody has been willing to answer it ala John Galt. Who is Oldbear 180? Was it DK as an Alterego? Was it Chris, mad at Ben? It is an issue which has been itching at me since short after 9/11
grabarkewitz said:
bigblaster said:
BluePastorKyle said:
GenericFan said:I've also heard Colletti called "Flanders"
There are many that I've just come to know, but still don't know the reason behind it (Kuroda = Rusty?). Brief explanations would be great.
Good idea. However, I don't know the Rusty connection, either. Little help Torg?
Rusty was the Dodgers nick for Kuroda.
I think OCMike came up with that one but with five Brazilian types in the house, I can barely remember who Kuroda is.
bigblaster said:SoD (Spectre of Doom): Gary Sheffield
A.God: Andre Ethier
'Dre: Andre Ethier
Nomah: Nomar Garciaparra
Also, since when is * listed under ex-Dodgers?
Yup - Ben Platt was the Dodger message board moderator.
I first started posting around 2001 or so, so I don't go back to the LAT board. I was welcomed in by posters named DutchInTO and Norm, along with torgy and blaster.
Things got real wild in the Big Blue Thread and I posted up a storm there before finally leaving - as it had gotten to be impossible to post anything decent about actual baseball. Benny seemed like a real order follower and as the orders got more pointed he got more draconian. He had an assistant who was trying to be more open. I can't remember his name - but he posted on our first iteration of the BBWC, unknown to all but me and maybe another or two.
There were other posters who came over to the new board that wanted to "start over". Some here might be surprised with who made the transition, and some are likely still with us.
Oh, my - "The Hardwood Floors" series. I think ScottLass and I had a real steamy serial going on there for a while. Everyone got in on the Hardwood Floors bit, and HA did make a great showing there. I think BlueMamma got a little "blue" as well !
I remember tagging GrudziesGirl (sp?) with the nick Sarge - claiming that she wasn't really a teen Dodger babe but a police detective trolling for perverts - like Blaster !
She's still around using another nick. Everyone know which nick ?!?
IIRC - Jason Romano got to be a fave as he acknowledged some of the stuff that was getting posted and played along a bit.
You guys are awesome. One correction for KB: The EZBoard's creation was definitely pre-2005. Likely more like 2002-2003. I joined the Auld Bored around 2000, and noticed the rapture of good posters around 2002. The dates are stuck with me due to where I was at the time.
Sheesh! Has it really been almost ten years away from the Auld Board?!? Wow.
Eggplant - Broxton
SOS - Son of Satan - Scott Boras
Brookster said:What was the nick of Romanofan (is that right?), which turned out to be KB? His feats of baseball prowess and strength still impress me to this day (Romano, not KB).
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