The Big Blue Wrecking Crew

Oh my god man ... is this where the joke comes from or is this an insane coincidence?

Classic.

I think it is an insane coincidence. How funny is that. About $40K a year. I guess KB is shrewder than we thought?

This is one of those things that makes you say ... why do I not have a website providing 40K per year to me?

Franco is still dead.

"NASA purchased tumbleweeds when they were designing their Mars Tumbleweed rover."

KB HAD to be behind the "lets make a Mars rover outa tumbleweeds" sales pitch to NASA.....

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Brookster:

I guess KB is shrewder than we thought?

How hard could THAT be?

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.

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kennerbuggy:

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.
Kb, the posters on this board are dumber than dirt. Pay no attention to the crap they are throwing out. Why would anyone buy from and upstart lady who lucked up by picking up just any old tumbleweed, regardless of quality, and packaging it for the public? Talk about a rip off.
When I get my tumbleweeds I am going with a person who is a dang tumbleweed genius. Someone who does not have a clue about anything other than selling tumbleweeds. You are that clueless genius Kb and I appreciate you being out there when I am in need.

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Aarlan:

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kennerbuggy:

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.
Kb, the posters on this board are dumber than dirt. Pay no attention to the crap they are throwing out. Why would anyone buy from and upstart lady who lucked up by picking up just any old tumbleweed, regardless of quality, and packaging it for the public? Talk about a rip off.
When I get my tumbleweeds I am going with a person who is a dang tumbleweed genius. Someone who does not have a clue about anything other than selling tumbleweeds. You are that clueless genius Kb and I appreciate you being out there when I am in need.
You got that right Aarlan. Buying from that un-certified tumbleweed purveyor would be like having kyle perform brain surgery ...... on someone other than jae anyway.

People are probably getting lots of seconds and cut-outs.

I am pondering enlisting my shyster lawyer, torgy, in filing a patent infringement suit.

What's next, some doofus in Maine or someplace claiming to have a ten and one-half foot pole and impugning HA's manhood ?

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kennerbuggy:

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Aarlan:

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kennerbuggy:

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.
Kb, the posters on this board are dumber than dirt. Pay no attention to the crap they are throwing out. Why would anyone buy from and upstart lady who lucked up by picking up just any old tumbleweed, regardless of quality, and packaging it for the public? Talk about a rip off.
When I get my tumbleweeds I am going with a person who is a dang tumbleweed genius. Someone who does not have a clue about anything other than selling tumbleweeds. You are that clueless genius Kb and I appreciate you being out there when I am in need.
You got that right Aarlan. Buying from that un-certified tumbleweed purveyor would be like having kyle perform brain surgery ...... on someone other than jae anyway.

People are probably getting lots of seconds and cut-outs.

I am pondering enlisting my shyster lawyer, torgy, in filing a patent infringement suit.

What's next, some doofus in Maine or someplace claiming to have a ten and one-half foot pole and impugning HA's manhood ?

This person is infringing on a patented item. I will have a coterie of hitmen, PI's and ambulance chasers slapping some kind of injunction on her arse. Count on it. First off, she is selling a shoddy product and she has no idea that the public is wanting glamour tumbleweeds like the European Yellow or the Antarctic Walrus Tumbleweed. I won't even get into her lack of manzanite barbecues and sagebrush clothing. Trust me, KB, we are on it. Mind you, my retainer is gonna be a bit higher - you may have to sell more of those "Build Your Own Tumbleweed House" kits, but I have confidence in your crack sales staff.

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grabarkewitz:

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kennerbuggy:

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Aarlan:

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kennerbuggy:

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.
Kb, the posters on this board are dumber than dirt. Pay no attention to the crap they are throwing out. Why would anyone buy from and upstart lady who lucked up by picking up just any old tumbleweed, regardless of quality, and packaging it for the public? Talk about a rip off.
When I get my tumbleweeds I am going with a person who is a dang tumbleweed genius. Someone who does not have a clue about anything other than selling tumbleweeds. You are that clueless genius Kb and I appreciate you being out there when I am in need.
You got that right Aarlan. Buying from that un-certified tumbleweed purveyor would be like having kyle perform brain surgery ...... on someone other than jae anyway.

People are probably getting lots of seconds and cut-outs.

I am pondering enlisting my shyster lawyer, torgy, in filing a patent infringement suit.

What's next, some doofus in Maine or someplace claiming to have a ten and one-half foot pole and impugning HA's manhood ?

This person is infringing on a patented item. I will have a coterie of hitmen, PI's and ambulance chasers slapping some kind of injunction on her arse. Count on it. First off, she is selling a shoddy product and she has no idea that the public is wanting glamour tumbleweeds like the European Yellow or the Antarctic Walrus Tumbleweed. I won't even get into her lack of manzanite barbecues and sagebrush clothing. Trust me, KB, we are on it. Mind you, my retainer is gonna be a bit higher - you may have to sell more of those "Build Your Own Tumbleweed House" kits, but I have confidence in your crack sales staff.
Good God, he also sells crack? Like crack cocaine or like crack crack? I mean I am in if it is crack crack. It's been awhile but if she looks somewhat decent then I am in for at least $100 for and hour.
Just think of it, old Kb in the premium tumbleweed business and also the crack business. You are da money man my man.

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grabarkewitz:

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kennerbuggy:

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Aarlan:

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kennerbuggy:

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.
Kb, the posters on this board are dumber than dirt. Pay no attention to the crap they are throwing out. Why would anyone buy from and upstart lady who lucked up by picking up just any old tumbleweed, regardless of quality, and packaging it for the public? Talk about a rip off.
When I get my tumbleweeds I am going with a person who is a dang tumbleweed genius. Someone who does not have a clue about anything other than selling tumbleweeds. You are that clueless genius Kb and I appreciate you being out there when I am in need.
You got that right Aarlan. Buying from that un-certified tumbleweed purveyor would be like having kyle perform brain surgery ...... on someone other than jae anyway.

People are probably getting lots of seconds and cut-outs.

I am pondering enlisting my shyster lawyer, torgy, in filing a patent infringement suit.

What's next, some doofus in Maine or someplace claiming to have a ten and one-half foot pole and impugning HA's manhood ?
- you may have to sell more of those "Build Your Own Tumbleweed House" kits,
Sounds like it's time for a sales campaign in Taft and Oildale.

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Aarlan:

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grabarkewitz:

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kennerbuggy:

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Aarlan:

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kennerbuggy:

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.
Kb, the posters on this board are dumber than dirt. Pay no attention to the crap they are throwing out. Why would anyone buy from and upstart lady who lucked up by picking up just any old tumbleweed, regardless of quality, and packaging it for the public? Talk about a rip off.
When I get my tumbleweeds I am going with a person who is a dang tumbleweed genius. Someone who does not have a clue about anything other than selling tumbleweeds. You are that clueless genius Kb and I appreciate you being out there when I am in need.
You got that right Aarlan. Buying from that un-certified tumbleweed purveyor would be like having kyle perform brain surgery ...... on someone other than jae anyway.

People are probably getting lots of seconds and cut-outs.

I am pondering enlisting my shyster lawyer, torgy, in filing a patent infringement suit.

What's next, some doofus in Maine or someplace claiming to have a ten and one-half foot pole and impugning HA's manhood ?

This person is infringing on a patented item. I will have a coterie of hitmen, PI's and ambulance chasers slapping some kind of injunction on her arse. Count on it. First off, she is selling a shoddy product and she has no idea that the public is wanting glamour tumbleweeds like the European Yellow or the Antarctic Walrus Tumbleweed. I won't even get into her lack of manzanite barbecues and sagebrush clothing. Trust me, KB, we are on it. Mind you, my retainer is gonna be a bit higher - you may have to sell more of those "Build Your Own Tumbleweed House" kits, but I have confidence in your crack sales staff.
Good God, he also sells crack?

Yup - I've got crack from here to there.

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ocmike24:

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grabarkewitz:

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kennerbuggy:

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Aarlan:

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kennerbuggy:

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.
Kb, the posters on this board are dumber than dirt. Pay no attention to the crap they are throwing out. Why would anyone buy from and upstart lady who lucked up by picking up just any old tumbleweed, regardless of quality, and packaging it for the public? Talk about a rip off.
When I get my tumbleweeds I am going with a person who is a dang tumbleweed genius. Someone who does not have a clue about anything other than selling tumbleweeds. You are that clueless genius Kb and I appreciate you being out there when I am in need.
You got that right Aarlan. Buying from that un-certified tumbleweed purveyor would be like having kyle perform brain surgery ...... on someone other than jae anyway.

People are probably getting lots of seconds and cut-outs.

I am pondering enlisting my shyster lawyer, torgy, in filing a patent infringement suit.

What's next, some doofus in Maine or someplace claiming to have a ten and one-half foot pole and impugning HA's manhood ?
- you may have to sell more of those "Build Your Own Tumbleweed House" kits,
Sounds like it's time for a sales campaign in Taft and Oildale.

Those things will sell like hotcakes in Taft. Mind you, someone will have to explain the easy pay - 180 month at $69.99 per month payment plan.

I ain't touching any of this discussion with a ten foot pole . . .

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hunteralan:

I ain't touching any of this discussion with a ten foot pole . . .
What's Matt got to do with this?

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ocmike24:

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hunteralan:

I ain't touching any of this discussion with a ten foot pole . . .
What's Matt got to do with this?
Matt's Polish?

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hunteralan:

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ocmike24:

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hunteralan:

I ain't touching any of this discussion with a ten foot pole . . .
What's Matt got to do with this?
Matt's Polish?

:cheer::clap::crazy:

I see this thread has become a vaudeville routine...I couldn't be happier.

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kennerbuggy:

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Aarlan:

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kennerbuggy:

Yup - that's the competition.

Piss poor product however, those prairie tumbleweeds don't hold a candle to a fine SW tumbleweed, which has much better definition and lineage. And the competition's product has no value added, like the extras included with a Kennerbuggy Tumbleweed ®. Buy a few hundred from me for only $19.99 each, and you'll see/feel the difference !

NASA-schmasa. I've sold thousands to the Chinese who are developing a new public transportation device to replace the pedi-cab.
Kb, the posters on this board are dumber than dirt. Pay no attention to the crap they are throwing out. Why would anyone buy from and upstart lady who lucked up by picking up just any old tumbleweed, regardless of quality, and packaging it for the public? Talk about a rip off.
When I get my tumbleweeds I am going with a person who is a dang tumbleweed genius. Someone who does not have a clue about anything other than selling tumbleweeds. You are that clueless genius Kb and I appreciate you being out there when I am in need.
You got that right Aarlan. Buying from that un-certified tumbleweed purveyor would be like having kyle perform brain surgery ...... on someone other than jae anyway.

People are probably getting lots of seconds and cut-outs.

I am pondering enlisting my shyster lawyer, torgy, in filing a patent infringement suit.

What's next, some doofus in Maine or someplace claiming to have a ten and one-half foot pole and impugning HA's manhood ?

PLEASE! Don't give Kyle any ideas!

Tumbleweeds?!

hahaah.

I Googled tumbleweeds for sale, and came up with half a dozen on the first page. Whodda thunk. Besides KB.

Ok, so last homestand I am at the stadium looking at the big screen and I see "Welcome Tumbleweeds ....." I was scrambling for my camera but I could not take a picture on time.
Emma
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