The Idiocy Gene

ceyheyjay:

grabarkewitz:

ceyheyjay:

kennerbuggy:

ceyheyjay:

grabarkewitz:

hunteralan:

Scoring with the babes?

I think I see Jay still wearing a polyester leisure suit and four inch heels, while dancing to the BeeGees' greatest hits. Jay, we are in the 21st century, please join us.

Actually disco was slightly before my time. Remember it's mullets that were the in thing back in my day. I thought about letting my hair grow long in the back for old times sack, but then I'd be too tempted to do the combover and then I'd be looking too much like you and Ken and then....

I'm lucky. I can comb-over my eyebrows.

I knew disco was before your time as I heard it was what led to your procreation in the first place. That and malt liquor & wine coolers. The aspect I am having a hard time comprehending is the fiddle music and clogging done to a disco beat.

Actually my birthday (Matt was the only one who remember) was Oct. 2. Do the the math
10-2 minus 9 months is 1-2 and I figure I was in fact conceived on New Year's Eve night, so yes, it's likely alcoholic beverages were involved and I've always enjoyed fiddle music, so that's possible too.

But, it doesn't change the fact that you were conceived on not an arc, but THE arc.

C'mon, Fredo! You know that Ken sold the plans to the Ark to Moses for forty shekels and the promise to be upwind of the animals.

Moses wondered in the wilderness for 40 years.

What did he find out?

ocmike24:

ceyheyjay:

grabarkewitz:

ceyheyjay:

kennerbuggy:

ceyheyjay:

grabarkewitz:

hunteralan:

Scoring with the babes?

I think I see Jay still wearing a polyester leisure suit and four inch heels, while dancing to the BeeGees' greatest hits. Jay, we are in the 21st century, please join us.

Actually disco was slightly before my time. Remember it's mullets that were the in thing back in my day. I thought about letting my hair grow long in the back for old times sack, but then I'd be too tempted to do the combover and then I'd be looking too much like you and Ken and then....

I'm lucky. I can comb-over my eyebrows.

I knew disco was before your time as I heard it was what led to your procreation in the first place. That and malt liquor & wine coolers. The aspect I am having a hard time comprehending is the fiddle music and clogging done to a disco beat.

Actually my birthday (Matt was the only one who remember) was Oct. 2. Do the the math
10-2 minus 9 months is 1-2 and I figure I was in fact conceived on New Year's Eve night, so yes, it's likely alcoholic beverages were involved and I've always enjoyed fiddle music, so that's possible too.

But, it doesn't change the fact that you were conceived on not an arc, but THE arc.

C'mon, Fredo! You know that Ken sold the plans to the Ark to Moses for forty shekels and the promise to be upwind of the animals.

Moses wondered in the wilderness for 40 years.

What did he find out?

Next time stop and ask for directions.

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I think I see Jay still wearing a polyester leisure suit and four inch heels, while dancing to the BeeGees' greatest hits. Jay, we are in the 21st century, please join us.[/quote]

Actually disco was slightly before my time. Remember it's mullets that were the in thing back in my day. I thought about letting my hair grow long in the back for old times sack, but then I'd be too tempted to do the combover and then I'd be looking too much like you and Ken and then....[/quote]
I'm lucky. I can comb-over my eyebrows.

I knew disco was before your time as I heard it was what led to your procreation in the first place. That and malt liquor & wine coolers. The aspect I am having a hard time comprehending is the fiddle music and clogging done to a disco beat.[/quote]

Actually my birthday (Matt was the only one who remember) was Oct. 2. Do the the math
10-2 minus 9 months is 1-2 and I figure I was in fact conceived on New Year's Eve night, so yes, it's likely alcoholic beverages were involved and I've always enjoyed fiddle music, so that's possible too.

But, it doesn't change the fact that you were conceived on not an arc, but THE arc.[/quote]

C'mon, Fredo! You know that Ken sold the plans to the Ark to Moses for forty shekels and the promise to be upwind of the animals.[/quote]
Moses wondered in the wilderness for 40 years.[/quote]
What did he find out?[/quote]

You good spellers get me every time. He wandered then.

Is my sentence structure OK?[/quote]
Just funnin' with ya. Happy belated birthday.[/quote]

I know, but you missed my funny back. That was Zed from Police Academy...I think 3 or 4. Citizens on Patrol. I think I got the line wrong. It's

How's my sentence structure? actually it should be HOW'S MY SENTENCE STRUCTURE?

ceyheyjay:

grabarkewitz:

ceyheyjay:

kennerbuggy:

ceyheyjay:

grabarkewitz:

hunteralan:

Scoring with the babes?

I think I see Jay still wearing a polyester leisure suit and four inch heels, while dancing to the BeeGees' greatest hits. Jay, we are in the 21st century, please join us.

Actually disco was slightly before my time. Remember it's mullets that were the in thing back in my day. I thought about letting my hair grow long in the back for old times sack, but then I'd be too tempted to do the combover and then I'd be looking too much like you and Ken and then....

I'm lucky. I can comb-over my eyebrows.

I knew disco was before your time as I heard it was what led to your procreation in the first place. That and malt liquor & wine coolers. The aspect I am having a hard time comprehending is the fiddle music and clogging done to a disco beat.

Actually my birthday (Matt was the only one who remember) was Oct. 2. Do the the math
10-2 minus 9 months is 1-2 and I figure I was in fact conceived on New Year's Eve night, so yes, it's likely alcoholic beverages were involved and I've always enjoyed fiddle music, so that's possible too.

But, it doesn't change the fact that you were conceived on not an arc, but THE arc.

C'mon, Fredo! You know that Ken sold the plans to the Ark to Moses for forty shekels and the promise to be upwind of the animals.

Forget your medication again? It was Noah who built the arc. Moses wondered in the wilderness for 40 years.

Noah, Moses...I am lucky I remember the ark story.

ceyheyjay:

grabarkewitz:

ceyheyjay:

kennerbuggy:

ceyheyjay:

grabarkewitz:

hunteralan:

Scoring with the babes?

I think I see Jay still wearing a polyester leisure suit and four inch heels, while dancing to the BeeGees' greatest hits. Jay, we are in the 21st century, please join us.

Actually disco was slightly before my time. Remember it's mullets that were the in thing back in my day. I thought about letting my hair grow long in the back for old times sack, but then I'd be too tempted to do the combover and then I'd be looking too much like you and Ken and then....

I'm lucky. I can comb-over my eyebrows.

I knew disco was before your time as I heard it was what led to your procreation in the first place. That and malt liquor & wine coolers. The aspect I am having a hard time comprehending is the fiddle music and clogging done to a disco beat.

Actually my birthday (Matt was the only one who remember) was Oct. 2. Do the the math
10-2 minus 9 months is 1-2 and I figure I was in fact conceived on New Year's Eve night, so yes, it's likely alcoholic beverages were involved and I've always enjoyed fiddle music, so that's possible too.

But, it doesn't change the fact that you were conceived on not an arc, but THE arc.

C'mon, Fredo! You know that Ken sold the plans to the Ark to Moses for forty shekels and the promise to be upwind of the animals.

Forget your medication again? It was Noah who built the arc. Moses wondered in the wilderness for 40 years.

Pretty long time searching for a good Chinese restaurant.

ceyheyjay:

Thanks for the birthday wishes, but it was actually Tuesday. You can always remember my birthday easily if you are a Dodgers fan. Steve Finley gave me a great birthday present in 2004.

As for Sam's question as to whether I'll still be hammering Kent in 2012, good golly I hope not. Surely he will have retired by then. Unless he believes he needs a few more HR to insure his Hall of Fame status. I'll say this, you don't hear me talk about Sheffield and even Drew a lot. I mention them in conversation every once in while like I did yesterday, but I don't talk about non-Dodgers. Hopefully that means all talk about Kent will end in about a week or two.

Since Karros is still a target five years after averaging 30 HR's and 95 RBI's over his 9+ year career, I figure 2012 is about your time line on Kent.

[quote][cite] TBoneShelby:[/cite][quote][cite] SamAdams:[/cite][quote][cite] ceyheyjay:[/cite]Thanks for the birthday wishes, but it was actually Tuesday. You can always remember my birthday easily if you are a Dodgers fan. Steve Finley gave me a great birthday present in 2004.

As for Sam's question as to whether I'll still be hammering Kent in 2012, good golly I hope not. Surely he will have retired by then. Unless he believes he needs a few more HR to insure his Hall of Fame status. I'll say this, you don't hear me talk about Sheffield and even Drew a lot. I mention them in conversation every once in while like I did yesterday, but I don't talk about non-Dodgers. Hopefully that means all talk about Kent will end in about a week or two.[/quote]
Since Karros is still a target five years after averaging 30 HR's and 95 RBI's over his 9+ year career, I figure 2012 is about your time line on Kent.[/quote]

I always thought Karros was a good Dodger, not great, but good. I don't have any resentment towards him. But, if we're still talking Kent in '12, I'mma gonna lose it.

Happy Belated Jay![/quote]

I agree on Karros. I guess I wasn't around for all the Karros arguing. I thought he was a solid player, somewhat of an underachiever, sometimes questioned his work ethic, etc., but overall I like him well enough. I guess at some point he was the big disagreement that seems to have gotten all this started. If that's so, hurray for Eric Karros.

You remember that thread, Kyle? I remember having to worry about Foxy showing up at my door, one night, and making me apologize and kiss her boots. Mind you, for Foxy, I wouldn't have whined much.

BluePastorKyle:

How could anyone forget it??? And where is Foxxy these days, anyway? I heard a rumor she's still waiting for you to kiss dem boots.

All she has to do is whistle.

hunteralan:

Eduardo Perez has proven his worthiness . . .

In analyzing the Indians 2-0 series lead over the Yankees, Perez surmises that it's their 'filthy bullpen', 'who has gotten them where they are'.

Never mind that the offense scored 12 runs in Game 1......Uhh, I'd say the offense won that game...
Or Sizemore hitting .375...
Or Hafner hitting .300 with the walk off hit in game 2...
Or Martinez hitting .375, Garko hitting .429, Lofton hitting .714 with 4 RBI's and 2 runs including the game winner in game 2...
Not to mention Carmona's 9 IP, 3 hits and 1 run allowed in Game 2......Think that had anything to do with the win in Game 2?

But, yeah Eduardo . . . It's the bullpen who got the Indians their series lead ...

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And not to be outdone, Kruk had to chime in with this gem after Drew hit his HUGE, memory making, HOF clinching 2-run single in Game 2...

'He's a Red Sock now' . . .

Good job Krukie, way to even up the race for top Idiot.

Lofton? Did somebody mention Lofton? Oh, you mean the guy we could have re-signed to play centerfield for us in 2007 instead of signing Pierre to a ridiculous contract? [grinds teeth in frustration]

grabarkewitz:

Just another reason to not watch BBTN. Any show that gives Kruk a place to spew his moronic thoughts has no reason to be on television. Drew a Red Sock....hilarious!

What'r ya talking about?!?!? Comedy Central would kill to get Krukie! Prime time Thursday night.

Alas, poor Krukie is too moronic to understand that $1 million from Comedy Central is more than the $1 Kabazillion BoSPiN promised him when they signed his last IOU note...

I'm finding myself watching the bland TBS coverage over baseball tonight these days just to avoid the inevitable redsox love fest.

By the way, could the TBS ingame commentary and coverage possibly be any more boring? The postgame stuff is bland with current players who will never make any controversial comments, but they're starting to make it more entertaining. They need a Chuck Barkley type in there, Ripken is about as interesting as reading mortgage rate sheets.

There goes that Yale education for you. I swear, that sounds like something out of the mouth of Gibberish Jim.

SamAdams:

Top of third inning, D'backs versus Cubs.

Dick Stockton, speaking about Arizona's 20 run deficit in runs scored versus runs allowed, called it unheard of.

Citing the 1987 Minnesota Twins, Ron Darling said...and I'm not making this up...I even tivo'd it back to make sure I heard it correctly.

"Unheard of, but not unprecedented."

Oh man, that is some good stuff....

hunteralan:

Kruk is at it again! He has the definitive explanation as to why the Indians beat the Yankees.

They're playing . . . . Ready for it??? . . . . "non-hero baseball"

That's right folk! Non-hero baseball.... A new term brought to you courtesy of ESPN's top baseball analyst, John Kruk.

A team that fielded Grady Sizemore, who hit .375 with a triple and a home run and walked 4 times from the leadoff spot...
A team that fielded Victor Martinez, who hit .353 with a double and a home runa nd 4 RBI's...
A team that fielded Jhonny Peralta, who hit .467 with 3 doubles...
A team that fielded Ryan Garko, who hit .364 with a home run and 3 runs scored and 3 RBI's...
A team that fielded Kenny Lofton, who hit .375 with 4 RBI's and a couple outstanding defensive plays...
A team that fielded Travis Hafner, who scored 4 runs and hit a home run and won game two with a walk off hit in extra innings...
A team that started Fausto Carmona, who pitched 9 innings of 3 hit, 1 run ball in game two...

This team won by playing 'non-hero baseball' . . . . .

Dear God, just take me now!

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Seriously.... Does ESPN really think this guy is an intelligent baseball analyst? I've got to find some email addressses of the ESPN big-wigs, because . . . really, this buffonery is just getting insulting.

"Non-hero" just means not outrageously overpaid.